Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize