I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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