Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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