i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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