normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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