so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i dont even know how to be here
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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