We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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