Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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