I've blown a few things in my day
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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