I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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