I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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