Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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