Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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