whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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