haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
