When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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