Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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