That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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