i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Randomize
