You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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