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(301): View more from Maryland

she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying

(203): View more from Connecticut

but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

yo everyone went to the hospital last night

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(817): View more from Texas

Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.

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(216): View more from Ohio

I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like

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(407): View more from Florida

The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.

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