Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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