I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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