I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Randomize
