Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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