Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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