glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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