Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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