There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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