he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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