wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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