i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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