We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Boobs are out for the taking
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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