I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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