would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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