So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
the raccoons are back...
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