She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
