Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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