we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
dude. I can hear the air.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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