so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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