it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I think people are normalizing furries
Oh god it's open bar.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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