put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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