He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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