you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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