Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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