omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
