Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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