I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize