Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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