i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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