But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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