from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
