No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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