An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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